My mother took Mother’s Day pretty well considering I started laughing my arse off when she very casually broached the grave earth-shattering topic of “So . . . what did you get me for today?”
Hey, don’t judge. I plan to get her some very nice diamond jewellery.
When I’m financially sound enough.
So maybe . . . in the future.
In the far far future.
P.S. I had to write ‘diamond’ way too many times to get the spelling right, which is
pathetic ridiculous since I write it every other day.