I admit, I have been entertaining thoughts of deleting this blog and never ever thinking about what I posted here. But . . . I wanted to rant and I can’t anywhere else otherwise my friends are going to shoot me.
This is going to be long, people. Sit down and try to keep up.
Note: The title is self-explanatory.
There was a thing about my friend N, which A, her friend told H, his friend.
H mentioned it to his girlfriend, M.
M (conspiratorially) told Z.
Z consulted S.
Z and S (hesitantly) told N.
I listened.
With me?
N was upset.
Z and S cornered NA.
We think NA told MA and they told A. (remember him?)
A told H.
Still reading?
H discussed it with is girlfriend (same one), M.
M cornered Z.
M may or may not have insulted S.
S wasn’t sure. She was offended nonetheless.
I listened.
[On a different note, O doesn’t care and SH is clueless.]
Now, Z and S may just threaten NA.
Who may just seek refuge in MA,
They may just consult A.
A may just rant in front of H.
H may just ask M’s opinion.
Here? Wait . . . don’t leave yet!
You may have guessed what I will do.
I’ll listen.
And probably make plans to tie them to chairs, lock them in a room, and threaten them unless they talk.
Confused? I know I am.
Just for the sake of the one’s who skipped this after two lines, here’s a quick diagram I made.
Nah, just kidding. Too much work.
But . . . pi charts are easy, so here you go.
