Bookworm Problem#21

When I let someone borrow my book:

“Listen to me clearly. I will only repeat this once. If you dog ear the pages or drop food items  or open my baby more than the necessary forty five degrees, I will string you up and stab you until you die from blood loss and excruciating pain while I laugh maniacally in the background. Do you understand?”

Suffice to say, people have stopped borrowing stuff from me.

And yes, I would be smoking hot while doing it too.
And yes, I would be smoking hot while doing it too.
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